In marketing, making your target audience mad is not the right way to start off. There are some fatal errors that people not only take part in, but I’ve even heard them taught as if these are a good idea. With marketing tips, I’ve seen some of these promoted as “effective”. Even though the average consumer, when talking about them, finds them annoying. Let’s talk about these Marketing Fails.
Please don’t be that person.
Marketing Fails: Unrequested Facebook Sales Groups are Annoying
I’ve added extracting myself from Facebook groups to my regular routine. Not a week goes by where this isn’t necessary. I have to take the time to remove myself from unwanted Facebook groups. Why? Because some well-meaning person added me to them.
This past week, they added me to five Facebook groups. These groups were selling leggings, essential oils, stickers for my nails, and some kind of diet thing. I would suddenly find my Facebook feed filled with junk I am not interested in. Notifications for things I never signed up for interrupted my day.
Even if I was ever to consider buying leggings, oils, those nail things, and pink drinks, I will not now. Ever. Period.
Y’all hacked me off from the first impression. I do not base my first impression of these products on their benefit to me. Instead, it’s based on them inconveniencing me by clogging my notifications and newsfeed. I am not considering your products because you turned me off by adding me to a group without my permission. Whatever else you have to share… I’m not interested.
This cannot possibly help sales, can it?
Marketing Fails: Be Kind to Mobile Website Visitors — No Pop-Ups
While online this morning reading some posts, I clicked on a link that looked interesting. Suddenly, my phone screen filled up with a giant pop-up. They had hijacked my device, trying to get me to sign up for their newsletter opt-in.
It reminded me of a webinar I attended in marketing. The teacher spoke about the benefits of a pop-up opt-in. He said more people will sign up just to make it go away.
So, um….what now?
You annoy your target market into shutting off your message.
Are you nuts? How is that an excellent strategy?
I wound up not reading that post this morning, because the stupid pop up wouldn’t go away. The irony here is that, if I valued what you had to say, I’d probably have been a return visitor. Now I’ll avoid your site like the plague.
Pop-up ads are equally annoying. Another website I used to enjoy visiting now has a pop-up ad. This ad covers part of the content while you scroll down. The website’s owner told me that this was because my screen must be too small.
My computer screen must be too small? WHAT?
I am a professional graphic designer (day job and side hustle). As desktop monitors go, mine is an extra-colossal size, and up to date. The website owner also was trying to figure out (via a Facebook inquiry in a SEO group) why traffic dropped off of her blog.
Girlfriend…. Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to.
Marketing Fails: Did I Invite You Over?
There was a time, maybe the 1950s and 1960s, where door-to-door sales were a thing.
Today door-to-door salespeople are unwelcome and suspicious.
More than a decade ago, I had someone stop by my house just as the sun was setting to mention that my windows looked old and to tell me what kind of deal he could make to get us some “decent” windows. I was trying to get this person to leave and had made it clear I was not interested, but he kept pointing out how “bad” my windows were. Awesome.
I told them no, repeatedly, but he kept telling me how much better their company was than any other company. I slammed the door.
This was not the end, though. Apparently, we were now in the system. They again came by, because I had “Expressed interest” in talking to another salesperson. They stopped by or called at least once a week for nearly a year.
I kept calling their offices and getting nowhere until I finally talked to an owner. He said,
“Well, we want to get back to the friendliness of the 1950s ethic. Today how we do business is so impersonal, just sitting there waiting for customers to contact us. My philosophy is to train our people to look for a need and let the future customer know what we can do for them.”
Maybe we are more impersonal nowadays. But to me, I am not comfortable with people I don’t know showing up. I don’t like strangers expecting me to drop everything for them unless it’s an emergency.
I’m also sure that showing up at my house and telling me you, a total stranger, can tell my windows are crap will not make me want to do business with you.
Here, as I think back to it, the sentiment was nice. It was poorly executed and done without respecting the customer base. Fail.
No one enjoys being interrupted by advertising and follow up. Respect that and show respect to your readership and customer base.